hello again,
Its me, the man with stripey jumper on inside out, carrying a tortoise under one arm and a tennis raquet under the other, two big bags of shopping which were mainly melons and bleach and very heavy they were too. I had a slight limp but thats cleared up now.

You, the girl with a nice smile, front teeth missing but nice all the same. Body like a sack of spuds but we can work on that. Strange shoes, only ever seen vegetarians wearing those but you were munching a peperammi so you've confused me. You laughed, and then slapped me. I liked that, although perhaps the Library isnt the place for laughing, as people were trying to read.

If its you then call me, we can go out for a curry or a wrestle in a car-park, its your choice. bye for now, Al Fresco.

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